"You may assume infinite ignorance and unlimited intelligence."

"Just goes to show you. You can kill a guy, fold him up, stuff him in your trunk, and still you don't *really* know him."

"No life that breathes with human breath Has ever truly longed for death."

"Man may be considered as a superior species of animal who produces philosophies and poems in about the same way a silkworm produces their cocoons and bees their hives."

"As for you, your happiness is complete; it remains merely to enjoy it. And to become perfectly happy you are in need of nothing more than to know how to be satisfied with being so."

"When the going gets tough, the tough get going."

"INSURRECTION, n. An unsuccessful revolution. Disaffection's failure to substitute misrule for bad government."

"Our purses shall be proud, our garments poor; for 'tis the mind that makes the body rich"

"Security is a process, not a product."

"I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them."

"To absent friends, lost loves, old gods, and the season of mists; and may each and every one of us always give the devil his due."

"So if various trials are allotted to you, partake of life's bitter cups, but without becoming bitter."