"The secret of eternal youth is arrested development."

"I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches."

"He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle."

"If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me."

"I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches."

"He appears to have been weened on a pickle."

"Never think there is anything impossible for the soul. It is the greatest heresy to think so. If there is sin, this is the only sin - to say that you are weak, or others are weak."

"Those who do not understand UNIX are condemned to reinvent it -- badly."

"The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference."

"There is no vice so simple but assumes some mark of virtue on his outward parts."

"An artist is someone who cannot rest, who can never rest as long as there is one suffering creature in this world."

"It all depends on how we look at things, and not on how they are themselves."