"Do what you can with what you have, where you are."

"Spend and be spent."

"When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all."

"No man is justified in doing evil on the ground of expediency."

"Practical efficiency is common, and lofty idealism not uncommon; it is the combination which is necessary, and the combination is rare"

"The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything."

"If we didn't have bonuses, we wouldn't have had anybody working for us."

"When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth."

"The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal--or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be."

"I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade."

"If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States."

"The difference between a good man and a bad man is the choice of cause."