"Famous actress bragging about her husband: Look at him, isn't he beautiful I have kept him for seven years now' Dorothy Parker: Don't Worry--he'll come back in style'"

"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."

"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant --- and let the air out of their tires."

"You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think."

"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."

"Art is the indespensible medium for the communication of a moral idea."

"There are, in the affairs of men and nations, inexorable tides from which they cannot remain aloof."

"Most people dread finding out when they come to die that they have never really lived."

"Reason can never be popular. Passions and feelings may become popular, but reason will always remain the sole property of a few eminent individuals."

"Have you ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit, and you just pull the scar off of it over and over again."

"We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools."