"Do what you can with what you have, where you are."

"Spend and be spent."

"Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president."

"No man is justified in doing evil on the ground of expediency."

"The best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it."

"A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education."

"We have given away far too many freedoms in order to be free. Now it's time to take some back."

"It is thus with most of us; we are what other people say we are. We know ourselves chiefly by hearsay."

"To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing."

"As he thinks in his heart, so he is."

"Many a zero thinks it is the ellipse on which the Earth travels."

"Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some emotional threat. The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful."