"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"Creation is a better means of self-expression than possession; it is through creating, not possessing, that life is revealed."

"To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing."

"The greatest revolution in our generation is that of human beings, who by changing the inner attitudes of their minds, can change the outer aspects of their lives."

"People are changed, not by coercion or intimidation, but by example."

"Don't say yes until I finish talking."

"Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it. I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."