"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

"When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don't feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one."

"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse."

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"

"What's reality anyway? Nothing but a collective hunch."

"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."

"It is quality rather than quantity that matters."

"Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another."

"If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something."

"Violence is the way stupid people try to level the playing field."

"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be."

"Management by objectives works if you first think through your objectives. Ninety percent of the time you haven't."