"The only thing worse than the fear of death is the fear of a wasted life."

"1. If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once. 2. If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points."

"Any woman with a purse that big's bound to have somethin' in it that I don't wanna know about."

"Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement."

"Witness at all times. If necessary, use words."

"The greatest paradox of them all is to speak of 'civilized warfare.'"

"The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them."

"When you are not physically starving, you have the luxury to realize psychic and emotional starvation."

"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!"

"We now accept the fact that learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn."

"To ask for advice is in nine cases out of ten to ask for flattery."

"What greater grief than the loss of one's native land."