"I have found you an argument: but I am not obliged to find you an understanding."

"No man is a hypocrite in his pleasures."

"Do not accustom yourself to use big words for little matters."

"The Irish are a fair people - they never speak well of one another"

"No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned."

"In order that all men may be taught to speak truth, it is necessary that all likewise should learn to hear it."

"The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been."

"Great minds have purposes, others have wishes."

"The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums."

"The reason that lovers never weary each other is because they are always talking about themselves."

"The French are just useless. They can't organize a piss-up in a brewery."

"Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic."