"Remind me to write an article on the compulsive reading of news. The theme will be that most neuroses can be traced to the unhealthy habit of wallowing in the troubles of five billion strangers."

"When the grandmothers of today hear the word ``Chippendales,'' they don't necessary think of chairs."

"Confidence in nonsense is a requirement for the creative process."

"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!"

"Practicing the Golden Rule is not a sacrifice; it is an investment."

"The process of creating new, democratic organs of government power is beginning, and, as never before, the greatest responsibility rests with the broadcast media."

"A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark."

"Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both."

"Truth indeed rather alleviates than hurts, and will always bear up against falsehood, as oil does above water."

"Deep is a wounded heart, and strong A voice that cries against a mighty wrong; And full of death as a hot wind's blight, Doth the ire of a crushed affection light."

"The true spirit of delight, the exaltation, the sense of being more than Man, which is the touchstone of the highest excellence, is to be found in mathematics as surely as in poetry."

"Better by far you should forget and smile than you should remember and be sad."