"'Home is where you wear your hat."

"I don't wear a watch. How do I know my time? I find that someone will always tell me."

"Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons."

"Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well better find some way that is going to be interesting. And you don't do that by sitting around wondering about yourself."

"I belong to an ancient, idle, wild, and useless tribe... I am a storyteller."

"The search for truth begins with the doubt of all 'truths' in which one has previously believed."

"RADICALISM, n. The conservatism of to-morrow injected into the affairs of to-day."

"A bad beginning makes a bad ending."

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."

"If they give you ruled paper, write the other way."

"Whatever we well understand we express clearly, and words flow with ease."

"Bibo, ergo sum. - I drink, therefore I am"