"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long."

"Nietsche is Pietsche.'"

"The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!"

"The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig."

"When there are monsters there are miracles."

"Jealousy is the art of injuring ourselves more than others."

"Farewell! thou art too dear for my possessing."

"I grew up to have my father's looks - my fathers speech patterns - my father's posture - my father's walk - my father's opinions and my mother's contempt for my father."

"Learning is achieved only in company."

"Charity begins at home, but shouldn't end there."

"Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour."